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Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Domo Arigato Megan Fox

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Japan is known for two things: perverted animated porn and fat dudes in diapers who shove each other and call it a sport. That's it... that is, until today. Now they are known as a place where Megan Fox once showed leg at a movie premier. They are also now known at the most kickass country ever. Megan wore regal purple and showed off her ridiculously awesome legs at the Transformers 2 premier. She also signed autographs for a crazy hoard of Japanese dudes while licking her lips suggestively. This is going to be the best film ever.


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For Michael Bay's next movie, he's going to have Megan Fox play a superhero named Megan Fox who can make things explode with her mind but only if she's wearing a bikini and is sucking on a lolipop. It will make 3 gagillion dollars in the first five minutes of opening.


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BEST! MOVIE! EVER!

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I'm a simple man of simple tastes, which is why I nearly needed to change my pants after learning of Piranha 3-D. Yes, that's right, a movie about evil piranha attacks, BUT IN 3-D! It's gonna be so bad that it magically transforms to best movie of the year. To add to the awesome, Kelly Brook and Riley Steele are in it, and judging by these pictures, they're not on screen to use their wits. If it's like every other horror movie, these two will perform slutty deeds before eventually dying a gruesome bloody death, most likely at the hands (teeth) of the piranhas! IN 3-D! Ok, now I do need to change my pants.

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